Wednesday, October 2, 2013

TYVEK - Domestic Five Cassette $5.50
Five new songs in practice/demo tape-style. Recorded direct to boombox for maximum transparency/opacity! (for the wussies, it sounds great)  No hi-speed dubbing-- tape is already fast, duh. NSA has not heard this tape.






NO FUCKER - Conquer The Innocent 7" $5.00
A storage shed had been holding dead stock copies of NO FUCKER's final ep, Conquer The Innocent, captive years after it has been out of print.  Recently unleashed and now terrorizing the public again!  Raw, Swedish style hardcore/punk from upstate New York.  A wall of white noise from CRUDITY,  a back bone of heavy guitar riffs a la ANTI CIMEX and SHITLICKERS driven by a DISCHARGErhythm.  Released in 2008 and called a masterpiece by some.  In their time NO FUCKER seemed to go rather unnoticed beyond the nuttiest punk connoisseurs.  Today not much has changed and their records are desirable.  Not in the 'Crazy rare.  I want this just for ebay.' bullshit.  Rather the 'I want to blare this fucker! sort.

INVOCATION OF OBSCENE GODS #3 $4.00
Brought you by Backwoods Butcher Records care of skull crusher Doug Long. Sixty four half-sized pages of obnoxious filth for the literate idiot. Interviews with COCKNOOSE, AUTOPSY, BREATHILIZOR, SKULLHOG, VICKERS, Steveggs of P.O.E. / NUTSCREAMER plus another classic old interview with RUPTURE, more GEROGERIGEGEGE obsession, a live report from CSMD, general wisdom from Dr. Jason Wade, stupid columns and reviews of awful records. A cavalcade of maturity and good taste!








THEE NODES - All Day Every Day 7" $7.50
Take a head from THE MUMMIES and slap it on the body of CEO of HEWHOCORRUPTS Inc., Tommy Camaro and we've got not just a visual aesthetic for THEE NODES but, even bit if of their musical flavor in the six deranged songs for punk freaks on this ep. Maybe pigs will fly now that I used THE MUMMIES and HEWHOCORRUPTS side by side. I never thought I'd see the day. But this really is like THE MUMMIES gone hardcore. Abrasive, intense, in your face, skronk rock and fucking roll. Garage/Punk/Hardcore: now we all can unite, hold hands and fuck some shit up.
Only 195 copies.

LUMPY AND THE DUMPERS - Sex Pit 7" $6.00
Someone popped their gigantic zit and the pus exploded onto my face. Definitely got some in my mouth. electric eels fans take note.
When the records were delivered I could smell this patchouli drenched box on my porch from inside the house. LUMPY AND THE DUMPERS truly are some sick scum.
Now let me see you nitwitz pogo.




SHORT FAST & LOUD #27 $3.00
Tons of reviews, top tens, columns, Backslider interview and what do ya know Infest did an interview! SFL still maintaining the quality we know and love. 62 pages

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